Tie your shoes

Okay so this is how you tie your shoes

• Pull the strings all tightlike but not enough to hurt your feet, you're going to be wearing the things all day y'know
• Cross the strings and put your finger right under where you crossed them, this'll help, trust me
• Put the string that's further away from you through the space between the strings under your finger
• Push the string through and pull both ends of the shoestring as hard as you can. If you stop now your shoelaces won't be tied. Don't stop now
• Fold one of the ends over and... uh... wrap the other string around it? Then form another dogear by... erm... uh...
• This is actually really hard to explain to people. No wonder four year olds have problems with this